Welcome Bitches!

This is a blog of mine created to bring the best of what I can find on the internet together in one spot. Content here can be found in many other places, but that is beside the point. I'm not trying to be the first person to post a cool video or picture, just the guy who spreads it the most.
If you have a sense of humor, and want to see the most amazing things on Earth right from your home, this blog is for you.

ITS A PARTY BITCHES
ENJOY YOURSELVES!

Friday, April 22, 2011

Charlie's not crazy, he just knows how to play the system, perfectly.
Don't hate him, hate yourself.

Homeless Sack

charlie doesn't realize, its all about the proper application of beans

An Afternoon With My AT-AT

i want

2 Chicks A Dog And A Greenhouse

you see child, first you must DOMINATE the puppy

The NINTH Wheel


Penguin is TICKLISH

how hard can it be to get a pet penguin in the land of opportunity?

The Jet MAN

now lets give him a little justice. He flies a carbon fiberglass delta wing, with four custom made jet engines from the model plane company Jet-Cat(incase you wanna make your own)
check out his site


www.jetman.com

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Ysev Rossy

I cant believe its taken me this long to post on the Jet Man. I first saw this guy in highschool, its incredible he flies with balls as big as his.
This video shows him doing the very first vertical loop with a jet pack in human history.

PETMAN

slap some skin and an upper body, toss in some guns and a thick ass accent, and we've got 
TERMINATORS

Robot: RiSE

sure its cute now, just wait till they give it a mouth...

The CRUSHERnator

and you can drive it with a xbox controller, well played
it has been too long old friend

call back later. yea ok love you too. ok bye bye now

Lucile Bluth

god i miss it so much

Walk the DINOSAUR

in a perfect world we wouldn't need costumes, and i wouldn't need to say that thing lacks feathers fml

Fire Hands

fire hands bitches

Finally, we have TELEPORTED SOMETHING!

not sci fi anymore bitch


Quote Richard Lai, cause he knows more about this than me.....
"Mark this day, folks, because the brainiacs have finally made a breakthrough in quantum teleportation: a team of scientists from Australia and Japan have successfully transferred a complex set of quantum data in light form. You see, previously researchers had struggled with slow performance or loss of information, but with full transmission integrity achieved -- as in blocks of qubits being destroyed in one place but instantaneously resurrected in another, without affecting their superpositions -- we're now one huge step closer to secure, high-speed quantum communication. Needless to say, this will also be a big boost for the development of powerful quantum computing, and combine that with a more bedroom friendly version of the above teleporter, we'll eventually have ourselves the best LAN party ever."
-Powerful words Lai, powerful words.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

4chan get recognized, for all the right reasons.



In my internet travels i have learned to fear and respect the message board known as 4chan, /b/ specifically. They are a tremendous source of do what the fuck they want, like a boss.

Coachelletta

Coachelletta from Sam O'Hare on Vimeo.

if you are high :D watch this video

Twas' the Night Before 4/20

‘Twas the night before 4/ 20, when all through society
Not a pothead was stirring, no reason for anxiety;
The kush was all ground, and rolled with such care,
For others may come, and I must be prepared;
The stoners asleep all comfy on the couch,
No cause for alarm, they probably passed out;
And Mary with her kief box, and I with some papers,
Giggling like school children, inhaling THC vapors.
When from not far away there arose sound of bubbles
I stumbled from bed to see what caused the trouble,
Away in the shed I glimpsed smoke-filled light,
As if Cheech and Chong had been toking all night
I put my bong down, as worry turned to dismay
And I wondered if my glazed eyes had led me astray,
When, what to my curious nose should arrive
But, a scent o’ so potent, which words can’t describe,
With a haze through the garden, so skunky and thick
That I heard my nose, pleading, “please, don’t be a trick!”
More fragrant than juicy fruit, its odor did proclaim,
I had to appeal for a hit of that strain;
“Hey toker! And, smoker! And Bill and Ted!
And bumout! And, hippie! And stoner and pothead!
To the beanbag in the den! To the hotbox down the hall!
Let’s toke up! Toke up! Toke up one and all!’

The HORROR

oh god no

Monday, April 18, 2011

Little Girl Joins The DARK SIDE


Roller Suit in the ALPS


Brink Control Schemes

taken from an MTV blog
more 


Here's a list of the pre-set controls schemes in "Brink":
"DUTY CALLS"
"GREEN MARINE CHIEF"
"ZONE OF KILLING"
"OH MY GEARS"
"FIELD OF BATTLE"
"ZOMBIE KILLER"
Sound familiar? They should! Each of those phrases refers to a well-known shooter franchise, and selecting that option will cause "Brink" to control just like that franchise. In case you're a bit slow on the uptake, here are the references:
"CALL OF DUTY"
"HALO"
"KILLZONE"
"GEARS OF WAR"
"BATTLEFIELD"
"LEFT 4 DEAD"
So, even though "Brink" is a brand new game, shooter fans should have no problem getting a handle on the controls, as they should closely mimic the franchises listed. There's also a fully customizable option, which lets you place buttons anywhere you want, if you prefer that.

Super Models vs ZOMBIES

advantage zombie

Ninja Cat

Ninja Cat does not sleep, he waits

Golden Eagle hunting

 The Mongolian Golden Eagle, fuckin badass
it doesn't just utterly destroy deer, but takes on wolves, foxes, goats, and small children

Afghan Village

The rent over there's DIRT cheap





Riding Cool

like a boss

Waiters who are Nauseated by Food

I absolutely love watching old school Colbert and Carell

To Take Over The WORLD

suddenly, it all makes sense
Who doesn't love a 90's throwback

Why Choose?

I never have to wonder again.

BatCRAB

He stalks the sand, fighting crime and skipjacks

Admiral Fett


Strategic Dolphin Defense


Spiritual Sit Down